Excuse Me, Is My Skirt On Backwards?

Hahaha! This post is adorable!

I do think the tag always goes in the back, but who says you can't wear the skirt in any direction you want?? =)

Ha Ha Ha, and Hee Hee Hee (!!!)   So I'm thinking maybe the rest of the World should know that “Wait, She left out the fact she called Me first!!.”.. Like I'm gonna know? Yeah, right!! Heck, I'll go around half a day with a shirt on that is inside out and backwards and not think twice… BTW, you can gain extended wear by doing this little known helpful hint.
So, yes, a very funny story about a grown woman, that cannot tell which is the front from the back! I am so glad this is in print as proof!! I'm anxious to find out if one of her tiny students got things straightened out !   ( Male wearing a grin in front)    ~K

it doesn't much matter where the slit belongs…as much as it matters when it is recognized.
great reflection….  

LOL…sometimes the tag goes on the side, and so does the slit…sometimes…hehe

This was great Susan!  I can imagine myself in that position…trying to twist it around while driving. My problem is I drive a manual transmission which would complicate the procedure even further.

Sidebar here…Susan does this represent a change in the flow of the ants as they go marching off to new adventures.. ;-)Maze, eh! Tom seems to have captured the flow..
I enjoy the twist to the story…Breathless.
…Once upon a time., tags

~haiku

roflmao
pssst if you rip the tag out you can do what ya like!!!

This is hilarious and you told it so well.  Felt I was right along for the ride, and wanted to help you out - take the wheel or something.

I hate tags, and usually precision cut them out, especially those sewn in with plastic thread.  My tags are are hanging out at the back of my neck.  Strangers are always tucking in my neck tags. 
I have a mocha mohairish lacy poncho shaped thing.  I have put it on every conceivable way in front of the mirror, and no way looks right.  The best way seems to be with the label over the right shoulder.  I am going to give it away (if I don't wear it out from constantly turning it.)
Clothes should have easy to remove labels, like mattresses. (that's another story)

TGIF, Susan!!  Tag Goes In Front (mostly)!  When I used to work for the city police here I had to get into town via bus.  I am chronically late and one morning I dashed for the bus, barely making it.  Luckily, it was a driver that I knew and he waited the few moments for me to thunder down the block and get in.  Then, calmly looking me over, he enquired if I was going to wear those shoes?!  Yikes!  I still had my Birkenstocks on!  Then he mention that my duty belt seemed a bit empty.  Oh, crap, no gun!  “Let me back off, I'll see you in a half hour…”
Lovely story, I can see you whipping the skirt from back to front and then back again!  Tee-hee!

“pssst if you rip the tag out you can do what ya like!!!”

rip the tag off and sew up the slit! 

You reminded me of an event that happened when I was a youger kicksave.

It was early around 8 am, I'm on Main st. in Westport, the north end where it's still two way traffic.  I see a woman in a pink dress walking in the same direction I'm going.  I also notice that she's wearing a pink skirt (dress?) and it has a slit up the back.  Fantastic legs, that seem to go forever.  I'm checking it out and I think..my that slit is very high up…as I get closer I realize it's not really a slit skirt, one side was tucked into the top of her pantyhose, and happened to be wearing pink undies.  So I start honking my horn, she looks up and I'm waving and making circular motions with my hand to indicate she should turn around.  This was an older car, with crank windows (anybody remember those?)  so I couldn't roll my window down to say something, she looks away,  I honk even more and try to find a place to park, she turns back to look at me one more time, gives me the finger and turns away.

I drive off to work chuckling to myself.

Yes, Susan, as a longtime bambalance driver and paramedic, I can reassure you that no matter what combo of socks and undies you have on, we will spend the entire time giggling and laughing at them!
“Can you believe she wore THAT bra with THOSE undies?!  OMG!!”
Don't tell anyone, but, like Jeanie, we would tuck little fashion notes into the pockets of the clothes we had cut off the patients so they could have some better sense of fashion when they got out of the ER!  Tee-hee!  Kind of like that show, What Not To Wear, but with more charm and wit.

I wear some of  my clothes inside out because I don't like the seams and tags. 
I always wear my socks seams out - my friends stopped pointing this out long ago. 
I wear undies and camisoles inside out.  Sometimes my pj'  too, the buttonless ones.

For the paramedics - I figured you might look.  I wrote a blog about it  a while back, about wearing nice nightwear in  case I expired during the night. (I am 66)  What outfit would you be found in? 

I want them to rip open my shirt to apply the defibrillator, and see a superman costume!  Won't that stop them in their tracks for a second!

OMG !! I just spent a half hour reading and twisting and turning and laughing sooo hard at the whole vision and then………………all the replys.  How funny is this!  I've been there too!   See…The universe is filled with laughter if we're looking.  Thank you so much for the visual.  What FUN !  I'm reaching out to hug all of you but something is scratching my neck… OH  it this darn label ..LOL,LOL!!

This is SO funny!  I loved it, Ms. Susan!  I think lots of us skirt-wearers have faced similar challenges.  So glad you had people to call to ask about it.   :)

I haven't had any problems with skirts, mainly because I never wear a skirt.

  When I went to work in an office in 1973, the rule was NO PANTS.  The women had to wear skirts or dresses, AND NO BARE LEGS.  Finally, the boss (who always wore a jacket even when it was 100F. relented, and said, “pant suits ok”  Whoopeee!   I stretched the limit by wearing a silk blouse with nice pants, scarf and belt (and jacket).  I eased into wearing the pants without the jacket!  I was so disobedient!  One day, I walked into the office wearing a skirt , and a group of guys was staring at me and laughing.  One of them hollered out, “Oh my gawd, mimi's in drag.”

Just getting in on this now….  Very funny story!  BTW…a few weeks ago, on a day when I was moving things from the old apt. to the new one, I realized that my shirt was on backwards. Doh!  This was minutes after I'd had a nice long chat with the new landlords. They probably didn't notice until I walked away, with the tag showing in the back.

Anyway, this blog is cool…I like the fact that you kept it on the way it was. Perhaps you're a trendsetter!  :)

I once wore a shirt inside out to school. it was one of those shirts that has these funky seams that kind of stand up a little. this was several years ago. one of the girls in my homeroom clued me in before the day got started good. I made a joke out of it. when my first period class came along I said to them “I can't depend on y'all for anything, can I? you have to let me know these things!” and faked being pissed off. they laughed with me when they realized I wasn't really mad. this was a cute story, Susan. thanks.